Guest Posting from My Father

All I can say is that if you like his words of wisdom, PLEASE leave a comment. The dude really likes comments. Without further adieu:

The wisdom of my old man
Driving; don,t get too mad at the driver who just cut you off to get into your lane. You are probably going to do the same thing to someone else in the next few miles.
New car; make a little scratch in an inconspicuous place on your new car as soon as you get it. That way you won,t freak out when someone else does it.
Wife; marry a woman who can cook. Otherwise you are cooked.
Dieting; won’t work if you continue to eat too much.
Grandchildren; our reward for not killing our children.
Work; try to be the owner. If not, at least the boss. Everything else will kick you in the ass eventually.
Dentist; if your new dentist doesn’t deride the work done by your previous dentist he probably wasn’t trained in u.s.
Doctors; office staff inefficiency will kill you before the doctor gets his chance.
Competitors; break bread with them if they request but be sure to wear a cup.
Kid athletes; forget about that kid of yours becoming a super athlete because he got 2 hits in a little league game. No way is that going to happen so relax and have a good time quietly watching (wish I knew that back when).
Great deals; no such thing exists. Never did. Never will.
Men over 65; if you see a young lady sneaking glances your way don’t get all worked up until you check your nose to see what might be hanging from it.
Kid; if they have mannerisms that you don’t like (sarcasm,anger,etc.) look back to when they were young and you will have to acknowledge that you instilled these in them.